“The Lady is a Tramp” for Barbara Dreyer
She gets hungry, for dinner at eight
She likes distance learning from morning till late
She loves to bother with kids who can’t graduate
That’s why Barbara Dreyer is a champ
Doesn’t like mind games, with bureaucrats
Won’t go to Baltimore with city council brats
Won’t dish the dirt with the rest of those cats
That’s why Barbara Dreyer is a champ
She loves the free, autonomous wind in her hair
Life without care
Connections ain’t broke and it’s o…kay
Hates Washington DC, it’s hot and it’s damp
That’s why Barbara, that’s why Barbara
That’s why Barbara Dreyer is a champ